6/22/2008

Who's afraid of John McCain??

Barack Obama has two lists, the first list contains people he can't wait to talk to:

1) Iran's lunatic islamo-fascist dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. His qualifications include lying to the world about his "peaceful" nuclear energy program, frequently threatening US ally Israel with extinction, acquiring medium range missiles to threaten Europe with extinction, supplying Iraqi insurgents with weapons to kill Americans. But besides all that he's an all-around nice guy.

2) North Korea's lunatic communist dictator, Kim Jong Il. His qualifications include threatening US ally South Korea with extinction, lying to the world about his nuclear weapons program, developing medium and long range missiles to threaten the US and Japan with, and supplying dictator #1 with missiles.

The second list contains people he's afraid to talk to or debate in a town hall format or any other format where he's forced to give real unscripted answers to serious questions. This is list is so special it contains just one name in the whole wide world!:

1) John McCain. Republican Senator from Arizona. His disqualifications (in Obama's mind) include supporting our fight in Iraq, supporting our military during his entire career, understanding the deadly nature of threat from Iran and North Korea, realizing that Americans have the right to acquire our own domestic energy sources, and being proud of the United States of America. Besides all that John McCain has ruined many a day for Obama by actually criticizing him, something Obama is very very sensitive about.


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